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They call it Scranton

White hand-lettered script reads "Five Feet Nothin'" flanking a golden-yellow posterized portrait of Rudy in a jacket with arms crossed

a black line-art paddlewheel steamboat sits on blue water with yellow accents along its decks

"In Your Handwriting" means this doormat perfected forgery before he ever perfected a fist

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